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Freyja was awfully pleased with herself. “Haha, you thought I had to pee. I trick you.”

I am fairly certain Freyja has doubled in size in the last week.


the driver in Monday’s crash has been charged with spilling his load onto the roadway

No one was hurt so I’m allowed to laugh at this, right?

the driver in Monday’s crash has been charged with spilling his load onto the roadway

No one was hurt so I’m allowed to laugh at this, right?

I know I should get out of bed and go work, but

republicanidiots:

shinjigraham:

pumpkinmoose:

viralsmash:

The day Barney the dinosaur was killed (by DelhiTheCat)

This is terrifying and absolutely hysterical

rest in fucking pieces

"They’re cutting him open."

"Sad to cut him open. In front of these kids."

I love you, you love me
Why’d you stab me in the street?

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)

thechocotrolls:

M E E   H O Y   M I N O Y

(via scumbag-vanguard)

I tried to take a picture while he was yawning but the camera was set to low light and was too slow. This is so much better.

This is pretty much what happens every time I dare to eat something or wear makeup. I guess there is way less sniffing here than usual.

After Halloween sales are the best. Spaceman may think otherwise, but HE WOULD BE WRONG.

seunghyunxi:

Ringa Linga

I wish I could watch this MV without thinking, “So good, it’ll blow your hair back.”